Weirdest 911 call ever received

This isn't the weirdest and it was actually a colleague of mine, but it is one I always remember.
Caller: My cat got out and is stuck up in a tree.
911: I'm sorry to hear that. What did you need?
Caller: I want the fire department to get her out.
911: I'm afraid the fire department doesn't do that.
Caller: Yes, they do. I've seen it in movies.
911: Maybe movie fire departments do, but ours doesn't.
Caller: Then what am I supposed to do?
911: Wait. The cat will come down on its own.
Caller: No, it won't! It's stuck up there.
911: If the cat climbed up the tree, it can climb down the tree.
Caller: You don't know that! How do you know my cat won't be stuck up there forever and die?
911: Have you ever seen a cat skeleton up in a tree?

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