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1. A
2. B
3. B
4. B
5. D
6. B
7. B
8. A
9. A
10.A
11.D
12.D
13.D
14.B
15.A
16.A
17.A
18.A
19.D
20.B
21.B
22.A
23.A
24.C
25.D
26.A
27.A
28.B
29.C
30.A
31.B
32.D
33.A
34.C
35.A
36.A
37.D
38.A
39.D
40.C
41.B
42.B
43.A
44.A
45.C
46.A
47.C
48.C
49.A
50.A
51.C
52.A
53.C
54.B
55.A
56.C
57.B
58.A
59.C
60.C
61.D
62.A
63.A
64.A
65.A
66.C
67.A
68.D
69.B
70.A
71.B
72.A
73.D
74.D
75.A
76.A
77.A

78.A
79.A
80.A
81.C
82.B
83.A
84.C
85.B
86.B
87.B
88.C
89.C
90.D
91.A
92.C
93.C
94.B
95.A
96.D
97.C
98.C
99.C
100.B
101.B
102.B
103.B
104.B
105.B
106.C
107.C
108.A
109.C
110.A
111.B
112.D
113.C
114.D
115.B
116.A
117.B
118.A
119.C
120.B
121.C
122.D
123.B
124.D
125.C
126.D
127.A
128.C
129.B
130.B
131.B
132.A
133.A
134.D
135.B
136.C
137.C
138.B
139.D
140.B
141.C
142.D
143.A
144.C
145.A
146.A
147.A
148.A
149.A
150.A 

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